some things off my buddy profile

(20:57:11) Christie: I just use the dog's chew toy inside a big fuzzy slipper
(20:57:14) Christie: makes for good times
(20:57:25) Christie: especially when it gets all soggy from the rain

Rachel 1: why in the world would someone put a can of spam as their buddy icon???
(22:05:01) bueller000: hey now
(22:05:06) bueller000: don't slam the spam

ever hit a moving car while golfing?? i have.

question of the times, if you had a friend who's gf was cheating on him, would you tell him, or let things run their course.

my new journal/blog. i guarantee it's gonna be good.

i just added a new top 10 list. follow the link.
new top 10 list.

test your digital iq
mine was 189

how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat??

as of this day, 1.28.04, i hereby declare music cd's obsolete.

how top gun would've gone if i were in it. maverick: "this is what you call a target rich environment." me: "i'm a target rich environment."

if the disciples weren't fly fisherman, does fishing still count as spending time with God??

you can't expect to step in front of a moving vehicle and have it stop. yes you can, i've seen it done.

was there ever any hope?? no, there never was much hope. only a fool's hope.

so between you and me, i don't know if it gets any better than driving 70 down route 90 on christmas eve in the middle of a blizzard while everyone else is doing 40.

people who create computer viruses are my hero

hey barlow girls, it's almost valentine's day. guess you know what that means. cause everyone wants a valentine from a barlow girl. hehe

so i was kinda bummed that i didn't get to meet chris bando and josh bard, but instead i got to meet mike stinkin' hargrove so that made it all better. man i love this wrestling job.

is it true that prisoners don't get conjugal visits in a minimum security prison??

nothing against you, but christina just doesn't wanna be around you. hahah, that's the quote of the week.

click for a random deep thought

i think that just voided the warranty.
warranty's are for fools.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats

so my brother's always trying to pick up chicks. i told him to flash his bios and talk about how much cache he has. chicks go wild for that stuff.

i can picture in my mind a world without war and without hate. and i can picture us attacking it, because they'd never expect it.

if i am my brothers brother, who am i??

i always get a little bit nervous when i go into parts of the plant where the guys have full chemical suits complete with breathing apparatus. but then i reassure myself that i'll be just fine because i'm sure they're just protecting themselves from a chemical war or something.

i wasn't sure my lifting had been paying off. but just ask christina. after one bruised hand and a sprained wrist, i don't think she'll ever punch my guns again

there are worst things in life than flying fish.

sometimes i run. sometimes i hide. sometimes i just wanna bop you in the head.

we have brought here today because we are the best and brightest minds of our generation. well, not really but the people in charge now grew up in the sixties and we can't be any worse.

of all the things i thought would land me in jail, softball was at the bottom of the list. well, all that's changed now so what can you do.

If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.

Who wants to remember that escape-x-alt-control-left shift-b puts you into super-edit-debug-compile mode?? not me.

linux: because a pc is a terrible thing to waste

where's the duct tape

driving at night in the fog is just like driving your car underwater.

watch out, the IT revolution has begun. the geeks of the world are uniting against you. is your computer safe?? better hope so.

i never forget a place i've never visited

i would like to announce that the easter bunny is now dead.

"he fell right on me. it hurt a little." "i think." timmy after his big fight with the misko.

i love the chi omega's and the zeta's. equally of course. even though i don't really know any of them that well. but i'm still a big fan.

miklacic's law: never date anyone smarter than yourself. that way, you always feel inferior.

why do women have small feet than men?? so they can stand closer to the sink.

women, women, we were wishin' you would get back to the kitchen.

quote of the times "that's worse than some rape i've seen in the projects." spoken in reference to pass interference in a greek week football game.

quotes from the war

"The president’s coming out soon and I don’t think he’s coming to talk about the lights being on in bagdhad" Tom Brokaw

"we don't want to destroy the infrastructure of Iraq because in a few days we're going to own it"

jordan beil: "i hope osama bin laden bombs the white house some day so he'll get rid of that war monger."
me: what the deal yo??

beil to horne. it is now my life goal to have my father kick you out of school.

"Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one."

remember my creedo timmy. c's earn degrees.

just once i would like to come face to face with someone who believes suv's are fueling terrorism. i dare them to tell me that.

wanna know what the second best drink ever is?? cherry vanilla fruitopia. oh dear my. it's the greatest.

i've decided to swear off love, swear off women, and devote my life to hunting and fishing. metaphorically speaking of course.

you know u're a hich when u can't spell hick

Rap is for people who need to be influenced by a culture of uneducated fools who have primary goals of "ballin" and becoming fly by having a dope ride.

the tao doesn't take sides
it gives birth to both wins and losses
the guru doesn't take sides
she welcomes both hackers and lusers
the tao is like a stack
the data changes but not the structure
the more you use it, the deeper it becomes
the more you talk about it, the less you understand
hold onto the root.

tonight, i had a zen-like experience. i was driving down the road listening to some good old music when all of a sudden it hit me. i said to myself. self, (that's what i go by back home is self) you just figured it out. i now know who all three verses of things change are about. verse 1: keith whitley. man do we miss him. verse ii: elvis. it's about as obvious as snoopy in the pumpkin patch. verse c: the beatles. it's that easy. too bad it only took me a year and a half to discover.

i also think that sammy kershaw should remake don't close your eyes. kudos if you actually understand why and can tell me.

"of course not! she believes she's a prophet of God & she is all-knowing." spoken in reference to kathy thompson. lucky if you don't know who she is. unlucky if you do.

"would you like to find out the difference??" (in loving memory of bob weiland. ex bane ra)

my only hope is betty lou. she is the one. a combination ak-57 uzi radar laser triple barrell double scoped heat seaking shotgun.

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

some say it's too country. some say it's too rock and roll. but it's just good music if you can feel it in u're soul.

dermatologist: do you have any idea what it's like to save a person's life??
seinfeld: is it anything like hitting a homer in softball?? cause i hit a whopper last week

hillbillies are people too. with feelings even.

it's official. i am a rape whistle.

don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

are you stalking me?? cause that would be super.

i am now an official heckler

me: hey griffey, nice to see you finally try to run. griffey jr: dirty look

wanna come to Bible study?? i like my nights free. well then i hope you have many free nights burning in eternal hell-fire.

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere

driving in the fog is just like driving at night. except you can't see in the fog.

love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear

trying is the first step towards failure. remember that when you're trying to take my job.

people who don't believe in heroism are cowards

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