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        The top 10 funniest movies of all time list
        (in no particular order after #1 and #2)

        1. Ferris Bueller's Day Off
        2. dumb and dumber
        3. bulworth
        4. sgt. bilko
        5. mchales navy
        6. the new guy
        7. robin hood men in tights
        8. any of the national lampoons movies
        9. the lethal weapon series
        10. the jay and silent bob series
        11. anything with bill murray
        12. the whole nine yards
        13. gross point blank


        top 10 reasons my brother needs a girlfriend.


        1. he needs someone who shares his driving abilities. who better than a teenage girl.

        2. have you seen his pillow?? i pray every night that some girl will talk finally throw it away for me.

        3. the guy wears hiking boots w/ jean shorts and a flannel t-shirt.

        4. he needs someone to drive his sissy jeep.

        5. i know you might not believe it, but sometimes, he just gets lonely.

        6. he needs a maid to clean his room and do his laundry. he's been shrinking all of his clothes lately.

        7. the guy needs a date for all these upcoming weddings. someone please have pity on him.

        8. somewhere, something went wrong. he's currently reading a book about growing up as an adolescent teenage girl. didn't have the heart to tell him he's a twenty year old named MATT.

        9. can you get dumped by a canadian girlfriend you never had?? matt just did.

        10. so he'll give up on dating rachel.


        top 10 reasons my brother will never date a girl


        1. have you seen his hair??

        2. his jeep's a four banger. c'mon. what respectable girl wouldn't laugh at that.

        3. he went away to school w/out the brain.

        4. he gets lost on dates. i mean, this is the guy who got lost trying to find the apple orchard 1 mile from the house he's lived his whole life in.

        5. he plays first base. don't you remember the girls that hung around cecil fielder?? i don't.

        6. two words. ex-wrestler.

        7. food. have you ever seen that boy devour a pizza?? what girl would like that.

        8. on a youth pastors salary, he'll never be able to afford that mail order bride.

        9. even cedarville girls aren't that desperate.

        10. what girl would want the last name miklacic.






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